Foreigner Stuns Korean Ajosshi at 1st annual ‘Hock A Loogie’ Festival

"This article is completely satirical. All names were made up; any relation to real people is coincidental."

Really?  Thanks for the disclaimer, because I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that you really had us going.

Very funny!  I laughed out loud more than once reading this.  Nice work ;)